My hero

If I could be any fictional character, it would be Ron Burgandy, from anchorman. This man pretty much has it figured out in that all he does is worry about how he looks that day, chills with his friends, beats up opposing news teams, and pulls hoes. More importantly, who wouldn't want to look that well groomed all the time, or be able to do 1000 dumbbell curls. And who doesn't wish they had a dog who would talk to them and save them from bears? Yes, Ron has it figured out.