The easy way out (aka. Ian Fleming was a mastermind))

I would totally be James Bond. Not only does Bond fight crime, kick ass, and work out of the office, he's also an absurdly talented lady-killer, a skilled poker expert, and the man of a million gadgets. Most of my days would consist of saving the world from villains trying to *wait for it* TAKE OVER ZE WORLD, but other days I would probably be assigned to some remote mildly populated island along with a few women and a casino (this is my dream life after all). That's not all though: the entire time, I'm backed by an absolute killer sound track coming completely from no where. It's probably some sort of jazzy ballad dedicated to my sheer awesomeness, but it could very easily be my heavy surf rock-esque theme song. Other pros include never dying (apparently), mad marksmanship, and a steady supply of champagne that can be procured anytime and anywhere. If I could be any character, James Bond would be my go-to guy.