I be a crazy spy nninnjaaa

As much as I am resisting any Harry Potter or Hunger Games characters (can I PLEASE just be all of them) I would say that the fictional character I would most like to be is without a doubt Jason Bourne. I mean who wouldn't want to be a crazy badass spy that's being hunted by every national government in the world? AND I get to beat them all by using my insane ninja skills to outsmart them, AND I get to be Matt Damon....trifecta much? On top of all of this I am basically the smartest person who ever lived, I can speak every language in the world, I had a hot girlfriend until she died (very unfortunate), plus I can't remember my life before this which means I get to completely start over. I can do the most insane stuff, I always go on these crazy high speed car chases, I kill people, and I fight for my rights and the things I believe in. Finally, the way I decided to end my third movie was pretty cool so with all that said I would like to be Jason Bourne.