Saturday, October 1, 2011
My Interesting Prompts
what might be interesting? I don't know! (mr. pope voice)
- UK Football
- Whether or not global warming is a myth
- Going to war
Why?

1. If you could have one super power what would it be? explain.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Assignment 6:Create Your Own Adventure
Step Aside Nobels....
Television is a helluva drug

Television is one of the most obvious marketing operations in the history of the world. Its strategy is genius: distract people with quality entertainment, and then drill them with catchy tunes and iconic pictures to sell stuff. The plan is so obvious that most people don't even realize how effective it really is. The archetypal ACME co. salesman is now invited into your own home.
Regardless, I wouldn't say that television is a harmful phenomenon; it's not. With all kinds of opportunities to learn about world news, science, and even *gasp* well marketed products and services, television is at the center of the information revolution right alongside the internet and the cell phone. Quality entertainment is to be had in front of the humble idiot-box, and time is ripe for the wasting. From wonderful cult classics like "Doctor Who" and comedy gold like "The Office" to the gut wrenching "Jersey Shore" and relentlessly misinformational "Oreilly Factor," TV has seen us through the best and the worst in entertainment.
What is television exactly? Is it a successful door-to-door salesman or a modern vaudeville performer? I say it's both. Only fool would say that television isn't an effective marketing tool, and only Helen Keller in all her senseless majesty would deny that television is entertaining. What a truly magical invention television is.
I never asked for this...
...Terrible scheduling of television shows.
You’re paying for a service that doesn’t let you control anything, forces you to watch things on its schedule, and to top it off, a third of what you get are ads. That’s how “basic cable” works. All I’ve got to say is that we’re getting ripped off. There are plenty of services that are completely free, where you pay to remove advertisements and get even more features. At least we’re moving away from that. With services like Netflix and Hulu, we’re only adding a few dollars to our monthly internet bill. That, and the ability to watch anything whenever you want with no advertisements, seems like a great deal. Heck, even a DVR is great for breaking free of the scheduling-menace that is television.
I used to watch TV whenever I had free time, but eventually shifted to watching everything on my computer and Xbox through Netflix. Once I started using Netflix exclusively, I realized that this was definitely a much better deal than cable television. On Netflix, I could watch 33% more of what I wanted to watch with absolutely no advertisements or commercials. This also let me watch anything I wanted to whenever I wanted to. That meant that I could pause whenever I was busy, and resume at a later date. This flexibility removes much of the problems people have with cable these days.
Television is a gigantic time vacuum. You spend hours, watching one unrelated program after another, changing channels on a whim. That’s why moderation is a good thing. Like anything else, learning when to stop will change a television addiction to using it for recreational and entertainment purposes.
As per my first blog post, I watch a lot of television. Currently, I’m watching and/or have watched:· Doctor Who – It’s a British show that’s been airing since 1962. The show’s main character is The Doctor, who is a time-traveling humanoid alien. He travels across time and space, visiting many places in the past, present, and future in different planets and galaxies. It may seem cliched, but Doctor Who was probably the show that started the trend.
· Chuck – Chuck is a show on NBC about an “ordinary” person, Chuck Bartowski (played by Zachary Levi), who has his brain implanted with the entire CIA database. Needless to say, this leads to a lot of strange scenarios.
· White Collar – Con man Neil Caffery is captured by the FBI after years of being chased, and offers to help them solve cases using his connections, experience, and skills, in exchange for his eventual release.
· Psych – After an odd situation forces Shawn Spencer to pretend to be a psychic, he must use his actual detective skills and wit to pretend to be a psychic while solving crimes for the Santa Barbara Police Department.
· Scrubs – This show follows the antics of J.D. (John Dorian) and Christopher Turk through their experiences at Sacred Heart Hospital. With a bunch of slapstick humor and short episode times, watching Scrubs is great for relieving stress after a long day.
I watch TV for the reasons posted above. It’s for entertainment and for when I have free time, and it’s a great escape from the pressures of life.
Television..kind of subduable
TV has its ups and downs
Television? What's that?
Well, okay. That's not entirely true. I do hear people talk about television shows a lot, though. And in some cases, I do watch television shows myself. Just...not actually on TV, as they air. More often, my viewing experience involves either YouTube or the video rental store.
The main reason for this is that we don't have anything even vaguely resembling cable. But there are certainly more reasons behind it than that. My father, in cancelling our cable in 1997, was doing so in the hopes that it would help his children to read more, and, consequently, become more skilled in the arts of writing and speaking. (This did, initially, work, as I was the only person in my preschool who was able to read the Junior Novelization of Anastasia (or, for that matter, any other movie that was Novelized in a Junior way)). Whether his attempt at enlightening us is still effective to this day is debatable.
But even now, save for the occasional Adventure Time episode, I do very little TV watching. I really have no reason to watch much television. It hasn't affected my life much before, and I certainly don't believe it will affect my life any more than it already has anytime soon.
(Except maybe for making me check my watch in a panic when I am on a plane and 40 minutes have passed. And not blinking around statues.)
Television
If you mean to ask if it is a healthy, social, typical, or otherwise positive use of time in the pursuit of curing boredom, then the answer is definitely no. Picture the movies set in the 80's and 90's. Kids were throwing ball with their dads in the front yards, or throwing a football in the street outside an apartment. When they walked inside, it was more likely to crash on the couch after a long day of play than to sit there for hours to stare at a screen. Picture the movies we watch set before that era. Were there even TV's in houses? Not often. Back then, it was an oddity to spend half as much time as we do in our living rooms or bedrooms just watching something.
Television Take over
RIP TV

Television
For me, Television is a really big part of my life. It's something that I can just sit back and enjoy without any stress, and immerse myself in. It provides a nice topic for discussions with other people either in person or online, and can be plain fun. Sadly, most TV is not like this nowadays. Quality programing is rare to come by. Back in the 90's you could turn on your TV to dozens of great shows, such as Batman The Animated Series, Animaniacs, Freakazoid, The Tick, Spongebob and many other wonderfully made shows. Yeah those are all cartoons but hey, that's what I remember, seeing as I was pretty young in the 90s.
But now, you turn on the TV and there is nothing of worth on. The news is talking about the celebrity disaster of the week, Cartoon Network is full of reality shows, the video game stations are playing Cops, there's just practically nothing of worth anymore. If you want to enjoy TV you have to work for it, so it seems. I work for it. I haven't turned on my actual television (outside of to play games or watch movies) for quite some time. Instead, I just get my shows online. By watching television in this manner, you don't have to deal with re-runs, ads, or the crap that gets aired 24/7 nowadays. You're not even restricted by what airs in your country, or when it aired! I can watch the original Kamen Rider from 1971, or Kamen Rider Fourze which is airing right now. I'd never be able to watch the shows I love if it weren't for this method. No American TV station would ever air what I watch... and I don't care! I can just watch it on my own time. So on one hand, TV sucks if you just sit there and eat whatever slop you're fed, but if you make an effort to seek out good stuff, there's plenty to be had. You don't even need to be a dirty, immoral pirate to be an active viewer. Anyone with a DVR can break free of the shackles of programming and watch what they want when they want.
keep it to a minimum
Honestly, I do not watch television much. The only time I sit down and watch my television set is during the UK basketball season when cheering on the Cats. However, I am a Hulu addict. Every week, I will sit in front of my computer and watch probably 2-4 of my favorite shows (depending on the time of year). Some of these include Glee, Project Runway, House, Switched at Birth, and Pretty Little Liars. I love Hulu because it allows you to watch all the shows you like, but at a time that is convenient for you. Why do I watch television? Well, it is a great escape from doing homework, which is probably why I’m doing my blog post and physics homework on the day they are due, but further than that, I find it very relaxing to come home and have about an hour when I don’t have to use my brain. I can be entertained and it doesn’t drain me of energy. If anything, I would say that watching one hour of TV a day makes me more motivated to do things afterward because I’m not exhausted from using my brain. Now, whether this is a good thing or not, I have not decided. Should we always have our minds stimulated and never turn them off for entertainment, or is this method of relaxation a good thing? One key word: moderation. According to The Kaiser Family Foundation, "American children and adolescents spend 22 to 28 hours per week viewing television, more than any other activity except sleeping. By the age of 70 they will have spent 7 to 10 years of their lives watching TV." That is a scary statistic. So much time is wasted on television watching and for what? Is it really going to benefit you in the future? Probably not. What scares me more is that the availability of TV is increasing, and I am perpetuating it. You can watch it anywhere and anytime on your DVR, computer, or cell phone. It is becoming easier and easier to catch up on your missed episodes, which is probably increasing those statistics from earlier. Television is a great form of entertainment, but it has too much importance in some people’s lives. The most important thing is having your priorities straight and realizing that television is not critical to life. But some every once and a while couldn’t hurt, right?
TV Will Make Your Children Into Terrorists
TV < Anything Else
TV
What it says about our society that the Emmy's are getting more attention than the Nobel Prizes is that advertising triumphs. If you advertise something on TV then it'll probably get more attention than other forms of advertisement. People pay money to get their shows and products recognized and in a way it's fair because these people just want to promote what they have but the importance of it is not necessarily big. Shows like the Emmy's appeal to viewers because they award entertainment rather than real human progress. I believe that in the end, TV is a good thing because it shows advancement in technology and in forms of entertainment. It's just how people use them that reflects the characteristics of our society.
TV is a Waste
Is tv for zombies?
For your TV viewing pleasure
I like a wide variety of TV shows. But there are only a few shows that I watch week to week and those would be Glee (MY FAVORITE), Desperate Housewives, Bones, Hell's Kitchen, and America's Got Talent. Of course there are other shows that I watch, but those are the ones I watch every week on hulu. There are few shows that I dislike though. I do like some game shows, but others can get annoying. I also dislike long unnecessarily drawn out shows such as the whole Secret Life of the American Teenager thing. That has just lasted FAR too long.
After contemplating my TV watching habits I have seen a pattern. I watch TV because it is entertaining and convenient. Almost every show I would ever want to watch is at my finger tips. Either through cable, Hulu, or Netflix it is all right there. I may need to do a little searching but then it is hours and hours of episodes ready to be watched. It easy to throw on an episode of something while doing homework and also at night when my family is relaxing from a long day it is nice to sit together and be entertained my one of our favorite shows.
However, TV also has its negative impacts. It has almost become hard to sit in a silent room without TV or at least music. I've become ancy in silence I believe that to be a downfall of my generation. Admittedly I do like my silence but I also need a little bit of noise whether it is TV or music when I'm doing anything.
Television: I'm feeling a good anti-societal rant coming
Moderation
I do watch TV. I watch it afterschool as something to do while I relax. I also have certain shows that I keep up with. The shows I keep up with the most are Army Wives, Pretty Little Liars, Jerseylicious, Jersey Shore, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, The Amazing Race, What Not to Wear, and Ninja Warrior. Looking at that list, consisting of my favorite shows, I realize that five out of eight are related to drama. Army Wives is the #1 TV drama for women; Pretty Little Liars is a drama/mystery show for teens; and Jerseylicious, Jersey Shore, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians are all reality shows, which, of course, are made up of drama. I wish I could explain the appeal of a drama or reality show, especially to women. Maybe I like watching them because I like helping people with their problems, and those shows consist of many social problems that I enjoy analyzing and seeing progress. Many people would argue that reality shows in particular are a bad influence on the minds of people who watch them because most people on those shows do not behave appropriately. I would actually agree with this statement. I think that when people watch others drinking, partying, being promiscuous, and acting pugnacious on TV, it either directly makes the viewer want to do it, or subconsciously makes them think it’s normal or okay. On the other hand, I think that if the viewer is set on what they know is right and watch these shows purely for entertainment, it’s okay to watch them. What Not to Wear is an informative show, although predominantly watched by women. However, the last two are competition shows – The Amazing Race and Ninja Warrior – which any age or gender could enjoy equally. TV should be used in moderation like everything else. Watching an hour of TV everyday will not hurt you, but it can’t interfere with your life. Television is a way to communicate a sense of other people’s lives, real or made up, but we can’t forget that we have our own lives to live.
"Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic.
I let my parents sift through all the crap on TV. They watch an entire show, DVR the good stuff, and then I watch it on my own time. Today I learned that Mike Rowe used to sell Precious Moments figurines on TV shopping channels, Brazil’s dress in the Miss Universe pageant was godawful, and the Sterling Hall bombing in 1970 killed a physics researcher and injured three others when no human harm was intended. Time consumed= 45 minutes
I wouldn’t want to watch TV any other way. Why should I have to waste three hours on a couch learning what I could have in ten minutes? And I can’t say that the things that I actually learn from watching TV are all that important anyway.
I watched the series Chuck starting the day the first episode aired, until the third season or so. I watched Glee until the second season. I watched How I Met Your Mother for about three consecutive seasons. The reason I stopped? I simply didn’t have time. Some shows reached a point where you couldn’t make any sense of an episode unless you saw the three one-hour specials prior to it. Others had nothing to do with the three seasons prior to the show. The plotlines became too demanding. I couldn’t keep up.
It wasn’t as if I was missing out on much. The shows reached a point where their storylines held no merit, either. They were releasing episodes faster than they could come up with stuff to fill them with. So, what happened?
SEX. That’s what happened.
I turned on an episode of Glee one day, and it was eerily reminiscent of the day I watched Grease 2 (minus the “HEY. THAT’S NOT JOHN TRAVOLTA” moment). The ENIRE show was like “Reproduction”. A little raunchiness isn’t inappropriate for a teen audience, but uncomfortable (and repeated) sexual situations are a total turn-off.
On another note, I find it absolutely appropriate that the announcement of the Nobel Prizes is relatively reserved. I don’t believe the recipients of that honor want that moment tarnished by the superficial aura that excessive media attention brings. In the case of the Emmy awards, more attention is paid to the glamour on the red carpet rather than who actually won. This simply wouldn’t be proper for the Nobel Prizes. Their work is what deserves the recognition.
Currently, I watch the Discovery Channel (Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Sons of Guns); the History Channel (American Pickers); Animal Planet (River Monsters); TLC (Cake Boss, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding*) the world news (MSNBC)- which has become terribly biased as of late; and miscellaneous cartoons.
*This show is actually a rather insightful documentary describing the conflicting cultural differences between the average citizen and the traveling gypsies. They address common myths and allow the gypsies to express how they feel on topics such as discrimination and marriage.