This just in. The Zombie Apocalypse has now begun, and billions around the world are completely fraught with terror. The USZAPA (United States Zombie Apocalpyse Protection Agency) has released the following precautions should you come in contact with a zombie:
1) DO NOT look the zombie in the eyes. They will kill you upon eye contact, and we wouldn't want that, would we?
2) Make sure to stock up on as much smelly foods as possible. They hate any food that smells of rotting. We are not sure why because they are rotting, but stock up on them nonetheless. Onions, liver, and rotten eggs should do.
3) Stay separated at all costs. Zombies feed best on a group of people.
4) GET INTO YOUR CELLAR. We realize that people don't have cellars anymore, let alone use them, but GET INTO THEM.
5) Wear as much beige as you can. Zombies hate beige, and they will stay as far away from it as possible. If you can't find beige, wear some Anti-Zombie Undergarments, which can be found at your local grocery store.
6) And finally, stay calm, and follow all of these directions. And take our word for it, these precautions work. We've used them a million times.
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