Die Zombie!

Zombie Attack!

Like most smart and necessarily prepared people, I have a plan for survival for just about every possible crisis situation, especially in the case of zombies attacking. Movies and novels often depict ordinary people caught in an unprepared dilemma where they are running for their lives aimlessly; this would not be how I would approach survival.

First, I would make a b-line to Sam’s Club. Think about it; the place has food, it has furniture, it has first aid, and everything else one may need. Not to mention that there are no windows to be broken into. If you can’t survive there, you can’t survive anywhere. Now, if anyone that you don’t know tries to stay there as well, make sure they are mentally and emotionally strong enough to not crack and try to kill you under the stress. Otherwise, throw them out.

Next, I would use the furniture in the store and barricade the doors. I don’t want any chance of the zombies breaking in. There still is the small chance that they are more like early Romero zombies and are incapable of almost any thinking past “brains…” but I would rather play it safe.

Of course, there would be more to this plan when executed, but until then there are too many variables.