You will have read this 25 seperate times

My friends and I have compiled a plan to evade a zombie attack through facebook. If some sort of zombifying infection began to spread, we would refer to the facebook group and follow this plan.

1 WASH YOUR HANDS (best idea)

2 get to mlk buses with all food, firearms, and medical supplies

3 go to ned's neighborhood and have a gigantic sausage fest

4 fortify ned's/calvin's grandparent's house

5 we can use planes to escape quickly and avoid traffic jams if need be (BAD IDEA)

6 if we don't need to leave immediately, we hole up at ned's house (far away from most cadavers) (GOOD IDEA)

7 wait a while for people to clear out of roads

8 take mlk busses to the NORTH. we go up as far as we can, aim for vermont. They have major ports there where it would be easy to get a boat

9 find a nice island with a self-sustainable ecosystem, and live there forever

this is the exact plan that all 25 of us will follow