As unlikely as a zombie Apocalypse may be, it's still possible. Nevertheless, I can not afford to be eaten by a zombie, for Modern Warfare 3 comes out next week, and there is no way any zombie is going to stop me from playing it. Luckily for us, we humans have in possession the arch-nemesis of zombies, the plants. Thus, a defense strategy has been formulated so elaborate and ingenious that it will no doubt protect us from those despicable brain-eaters.
First off in the plan, it's essential to plant a good two rows of sunflowers, for they're are the foundations of any good defense. Although every plant undergoes photosynthesis, for some reason sunflowers are the only ones that generate sun energy, so they will be planted first. These courageous flowers will continually provide a steady supply of energy to fuel their comrades, all while maintaining a smile on their faces in even the gravest of hours.
Now that a reliable source of sunlight has been established, it's necessary to focus on offense. Anyone familiar with zombies know that peas to zombies are like kryptonite to superman; zombies really hate those green balls of doom. As such, it's in our best interest to invest the acquired sunlights on planting a couple rows of peashooters. Now with a hail of peas coming at them, those pesky zombies will think twice about attacking the backyard.
But as brave as our plants are, their feeble bodies can not withstand the relentless munching that will inevitably happen during a zombie invasion. But fear not, for a member of the nut family has come to our aide. Here is a being whom fears no zombies, an individual that towers above the rest, the Wall-nut. With this tough nut standing in front of the plants, no zombie will lay its teeth on our lovable plants.
Now that a basic parameter has been established, there are endless possibilities on what to do next. We could lit a tree trunk on fire and place in front of the peashooters so they would shoot flaming peas, or perhaps plant catapults that launch watermelons; zombies hate watermelons as much as peas. But whichever members of the plant family are employed, know that we will be in good hands.
First off in the plan, it's essential to plant a good two rows of sunflowers, for they're are the foundations of any good defense. Although every plant undergoes photosynthesis, for some reason sunflowers are the only ones that generate sun energy, so they will be planted first. These courageous flowers will continually provide a steady supply of energy to fuel their comrades, all while maintaining a smile on their faces in even the gravest of hours.
Now that a reliable source of sunlight has been established, it's necessary to focus on offense. Anyone familiar with zombies know that peas to zombies are like kryptonite to superman; zombies really hate those green balls of doom. As such, it's in our best interest to invest the acquired sunlights on planting a couple rows of peashooters. Now with a hail of peas coming at them, those pesky zombies will think twice about attacking the backyard.
But as brave as our plants are, their feeble bodies can not withstand the relentless munching that will inevitably happen during a zombie invasion. But fear not, for a member of the nut family has come to our aide. Here is a being whom fears no zombies, an individual that towers above the rest, the Wall-nut. With this tough nut standing in front of the plants, no zombie will lay its teeth on our lovable plants.
Now that a basic parameter has been established, there are endless possibilities on what to do next. We could lit a tree trunk on fire and place in front of the peashooters so they would shoot flaming peas, or perhaps plant catapults that launch watermelons; zombies hate watermelons as much as peas. But whichever members of the plant family are employed, know that we will be in good hands.
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