Here's to the Weekend!

Is your social calendar full? Do you have a lot planned for this weekend between a social life and homework? Well here is a list of exactly what you should do:

1) Tell all of your friends you are doing one thing and then at the last minute change your mind and do something else. The key to this is to wait until the absolute last possible moment when everyone becomes irritated at you for changing plans so often. THen of course change your mind again and return to the original plan.

2) When asked "what are you doing this weekend?" by people there is no way you want to be seen in public with respond with "I'm busy". This response is a perfectly exceptable way to tell that person that "I'm too good to be seen in public with you and I do not want to hang out with you even if I'm not at all busy."

3) Make a HUGE deal about keeping the plans for the weekend a secret, let them slip, and then through a HUGE fit when everyone knows about what you told them. Don't forget to then blame someone else and consequently un-invite them.

4) The last step is to not do your homework until 9 o'clock on Sunday evening and that is when you will even look at it for the first time. DOn't try to do a little everyday or even ahead of time just wait to cram. But don't forget to compain to everyone about all the homework you have and blame the teachers for being "awful people" for assigning homework to do over a three night period.

With these guidlines I hope you have a wonderful weekend!