Reading up on all the new celebrity gossip on Perez Hilton.. I haven't looked since this morning. I'm dying! Woah! Look at the ad for that pretty kitty! It's precious. I want one. Wait, no I need to do my homework... Ah! I have a Facebook notification. Someone liked my picture... I'm going to stalk her. Ew, why would she ever like wear her hair like that. I'm going to vomit. Her boyfriend is attractive.. Why would he date her. My boyfriend isn't even that cute. Something is wrong with this picture. I'm confused. Someone tweeted me! No I don't want to go to dinner with you tomorrow. There is no way I will be seen in public with you. I'm getting real hungz hungz looking at ano you're facebook pictures are. I need friends... Oh brother, it's already 2.. do I even waste my time on homework when we all know I probably won't even go to college. No.. I'll just turn in a homework pass! Goodnight facebook, twitter, and all internet websites. I love you, and my entire day tomorrow will revolve around you just like today!
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