The Hair Says It All

Chris Chow is JACKIE CHAN.

And honestly, I could stop right there. But there is more to Chris Chow than we ever see at school.

THINGS I KNOW ABOUT CHRIS CHOW:

• He speaks three languages better than I do.
• In five years, he will be graduating from MIT and kicking butt.
• Every morning he eats nails for breakfast… Without any milk.
• He can explain Advanced Physics to a numbskull.
• Any time he speaks an eagle falls out of the sky.
• He killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
• He is the lovechild of a Bengal Tiger and a Great White Shark

Chris Chow is the color red. It is the color of fire and blood, power and passion, war and danger.

But even though he could probably beat the crap out of me both in body and wit, I enjoy having Chris Chow as my seat partner. Without any better way of saying it: This guy is just badass.

I hope this did him justice.