SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

The key to survival is preparation and the ability to remain alert. If there was ever an outbreak of a suspicious disease or a hint of zombies, then I would start stocking up in my maximum security containment area (MSCA). I would construct this facility by digging a large hole in the ground, but the main area would be six feet below the surface to insure that zombies could not dig into the shelter. One way in means there is one way out. The entrance would be barricaded by a metal door armed with explosives. The explosives are to be detonated by the zombies' stench. In the MSCA, I would store all things necessary to sustain my life for an extensive period of time. The basic list includes:
canned foods
bottled water
waste disposal container
blankets
clothing
heating/cooling source
toothpaste
socks
possible anecdotes for the zombie outbreak
movies
flashlights
weapons
One should always be on their toes during a zombie crisis. The person killed first in the movies is always intoxicated or unnaturally curious. If there was ever a Zombie attack, I would avoid intoxicating substances at ALL costs; I would never let my guard down. The main goal would to never leave my MSCA, but if I had to I would keep a lookout in all directions. I would NEVER leave the MSCA to investigate strange sounds.
To prepare for the unspeakable, I would obtain an array of lethal weapons. I would need at the least twenty grenades, a flame thrower, sniper rifle, ray gun, shot gun and automatic machine gun. The ray gun is the most effective of these weapons.
I have prepared a list of rules to increase survival rates:
1) DO NOT get closer than arm's length to zombies
2) Never leave the MSCA without a buddy, two weapons, flashlight and sufficient ammo
3) do not indulge in alcohol or drugs
4) NEVER attract attention to one's self
5) remain calm and check peers for infection daily
6) do NOT investigate mysterious sounds