Wake N' Tweet

Beep! Beep! Beep! Dang its already 9! I better tweet about it because everyone wants to know how much I hate waking up on the weekends and just want to sleep more like everyone else, "I hate not sleeping in!!!! #nofun #itstheweekend." Time to take a shower before my school community service, tweet again "Shower! #love #warm." Gotta choose my outfit better tweet a picture of my two favs with "Which one?!?! #cutefactor" Now that I'm dressed I can eat my organic breakfast and tweet how new age I am and how I eat the best food "These organic eggs and my soy milk are great #delicious." Time to go to my stupid community service for school, and my mom has to drive me! I'm gonna tweet twice within two minutes so that everyone knows! "I HATE COMMUNITY SERVICE #GETMEOUTOFHERE" and "Can't wait to drive #fivemonthssevendaysthreehoursfiveminutes37seconds." Five hours and 356 tweets later... I wonder why people keep unfollowing me? I'll ask everyone to see why,"Why am I losing followers #nofun #sad." Oh well I still have 15 more followers than I follow and I have at least 3,000 more tweets than everyone else, so that means everyone likes me and I'm gonna tweet about how twitter is awesome and facebook sucks now! "Twitter>Facebook #teamtwitter"