It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Another one that's a little late...trying to catch up here. Somewhere in the universe, someone is breathing. I know, I know this may be hard to take in all at once but it's true. Someone is breathing at this very moment because breathing is a very essential part to STAYING ALIVE. Without breathing, we all would be dead. It may be possible that someone is breathing at the exact same time as someone else...maybe even multiple people! I'm not crazy people, it is completely possible. Now, someone may not be breathing the same way as another. For instance, someone may be sitting down and breathing normally while someone else is being interrogated for being caught sneaking a "mysterious liquid" through security resulting in heavy breathing and increased heart rate. Ah Haddon, but you forgot that person with a slower breathing pattern...they're sleeping. There, happy? Anyway, somewhere, right now there is someone breathing. Think about it for a second. It's pretty cool