How to be lazy

First, you need to choose the optimal time to be lazy. One can perform the best on the weekend; there are no stupid distractions, like school! As soon as you come home on friday,you must go straight to the kitchen. Collect as many nonperishable, fattening foods as possible, in one trip. You must avoid getting out of your bed at all cost. After you take your food to your bedside table, then you must take a "pee break." My biggest pet peeve is to get snuggled up and warm in my bed, then have an urge to pee.
The number one thing to do, while being lazy, is to watch netflix as many hours of the day as possible. My preferred viewing device is the ipad. Scary movies. comedies. romances. sci-fi. All of the preceding movie genres and more are at your fingertips. The most strenuous thing you do this weekend SHOULD be choosing a movie.
Now, it is time to lay back, stuff your face and enjoy the movie. Do not forget to turn off your phone; you may decide to do something social, and this is not on the approved list of laziness. You should go to bed late and wake up even later, preferably after one pm. In the morning, wake up and repeat these actions all weekend.