And I just said, "Dude, your perspective on life sucks".

When you don't give me guidelines, bad things happen.

Needless to say, the situation may become all the more disastrous due to my current state of mind. I am currently writing this on a sugar high, because… it seems to be the only state in which I can accomplish much of anything.

I'm Olivia. And if it were up to me, this is all I would share with you today. But this isn’t the case, so I must continue. I like all members of the class Gastropoda, old books, and ellipsis points. I will always overuse ellipsis. I don’t speak coherently when I talk to you personally, therefore the transference of that will be evident here.

I know the name of nearly any Pokemon up until those released after 2007, I can tell you quite a bit about the Giant Cuttlefish, and I am a total music freak. I have minimal hoarding tendencies- I collect books, teapots, stone figurines, candles, vinyl records, and anything regarding the Muppets. I cried when I saw Salvador Dalí’s Crucifixion (Corpus Hypercubus) at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, my favorite song is “Fake Plastic Trees” by Radiohead, and one of the crowning moments of my life was when I beat Monkeyball 2 for the third time.

I’m really into Biology and Psychology (not too original, I know). Every Saturday I work at a community garden and chill out with some DJs and Biology majors at UK. Most DJs I’ve met slightly resemble garden gnomes and love vegetables. Who knew?

I’m totally addicted to the shows Monster Bug Wars and Into the Wormhole on the Science Channel. I’m sorry, but watching a Bulldog Raspy Cricket kick the crap out of a Whistling Tarantula is just SO COOL.

I think the highlight of my summer was going to see MUSE perform in Indianapolis. I cannot even begin to describe the experience.

I am also hopelessly in love with the movie Ponyo. Don’t judge.

I’m terribly involved in clubs this year. At the moment, I am the President of Psychology Club, part of the administration for Go Green club, a member of Outdoors Club, FCCLA, Anchor Club, Y-Club, and Beta Club. I will also be working at a youth drop-off center downtown and hopefully participating in some fundraising walks this year.

I wish I was a Boy Scout.

Now back to the part where I’m still typing this. The night before it is due. At about nine in the evening. And I can blame it all on these three beautiful time-wasters:

http://www.cakewrecks.com/

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/


Did you appreciate my picture? I thought so. Elliot's image evoked... inspiration.