Legen... wait for it DARY

This is almost too easy a blog. If I wanted to be a fictional character, it would totally have to be Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. Originally, I was thinking James Bond, but half the chicks he gets with try to kill him. As such, I decided Barney would be much better. In fact, I can relate to Barney as well, with all my weird quirks and habits. We also share the same sense of dirty, vulgar humor, as well as an appreciation for Ewoks. He wears a suit almost every second he's awake, and when he's sleeping, he wears suitjamas.

Such class makes me envious of his life. Not only does he have a seemingly impossibly lucrative job that supplies him with enough money to buy two 300 inch televisions, but he is also extremely skilled when dealing with the ladies. Money, suits, chicks, who wouldn't want to be Barney? Aside from all the superficial behavior, Barney is also a nice guy deep down, but just doesn't like to show it. I can totally relate to Barney. I like to think I'm him, except not white or successful whatsoever. Actually the only thing we share is the vulgar mindset. Perhaps one day I will be able to afford a luxurious apartment with a Storm Trooper model and katana in the back, along with a professionally lit pornography collection. Ten foot televisions would be nice as well. He seems to be ridiculously lucky in almost every way possible, and has the most amazing habits, such as his religious following of the Bro Code, something all guys must follow.

Perhaps I can be a Barney in the future.