Economics (but not really)

First things first. We need more oil. The first thing we have to do is blow the middle east off the map, wait a few years, and come in and drill all of their oil. While our president may balk at destroying his homeland, it needs to be done. The next thing would be instead of deporting illegal immegrants, we enslave them, and use the free manpower to produce cheap products to sell all over the world. We also need to get rid of wellfare and medicare, we are a capitalist country after all and don't need any of that communist stuff. Lastly, I propose that we legalize prostitution, pimping, and every of drugs, with a heavy tax. Thank you, and I will be running next election.