Fears- cockroaches
Annoyances- disrespect
Accomplishments- being a decent musician
Confusions- why NASCAR is exciting
Sorrows- always breaking music playing devices or earphones
Dreams- makin' the money
Idiosyncrasies- constantly adjusting my body positioning to get comfortable
Risks- does ziplining around Jamaican rivers count?
Beloved Possessions, Now and Then- soap, keeps me clean
Problems- a lot
When I see one of these little buggers I flip out. Whether it's on TV or I actually see one cockroaches are the one thing on the planet I wish I could destroy. Although I have not seen one in years I absolutely despise cockroaches. Why? Because they usually come in numbers and scuttle around trying to confuse people by dashing in circles or no particular direction. If I was in the third harry potter movie my worst nightmare would come out of that closet as thousands of cockroaches. If I was offered to either step on a cockroach or hit it with a newspaper I would shoot it with a gun; that is how much I hate them. Other bugs/pests don't nearly bother me as much as cockroaches. Put me near a bunch of spiders or a cannibalistic rats or a man eating cheetah before putting me near these little bugs. All cockroaches do is screw up your living environment. Another thing that irks me is their horrible hiding capabilities. They hide in shadows and think they're all sneaky and hot stuff but we're not idiots. If they didn't have like 500 babies in a week or so they'd just all die out. Lastly before I stop this rant, remember the little cockroach that was Wall-E's little buddy? I really hope there was an alternate ending where he dies a painful, miserable life.
When I see one of these little buggers I flip out. Whether it's on TV or I actually see one cockroaches are the one thing on the planet I wish I could destroy. Although I have not seen one in years I absolutely despise cockroaches. Why? Because they usually come in numbers and scuttle around trying to confuse people by dashing in circles or no particular direction. If I was in the third harry potter movie my worst nightmare would come out of that closet as thousands of cockroaches. If I was offered to either step on a cockroach or hit it with a newspaper I would shoot it with a gun; that is how much I hate them. Other bugs/pests don't nearly bother me as much as cockroaches. Put me near a bunch of spiders or a cannibalistic rats or a man eating cheetah before putting me near these little bugs. All cockroaches do is screw up your living environment. Another thing that irks me is their horrible hiding capabilities. They hide in shadows and think they're all sneaky and hot stuff but we're not idiots. If they didn't have like 500 babies in a week or so they'd just all die out. Lastly before I stop this rant, remember the little cockroach that was Wall-E's little buddy? I really hope there was an alternate ending where he dies a painful, miserable life.
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