All about stoplights and what not to do at 'em.

Well, every day I carry:
-My phone because if I get in a horrible accident or someone important needs to reach me I can communicate on a whim. The internet is also helpful when you need to use Google for some last minute AP notes cramming or prove someone wrong with the magic of Wikipedia. More importantly, my phone has a GameBoy Advance emulator on it and Donkey Kong doesn't play itself.
-My gum because I like gum. And because if I don't let all my friends mooch 75% of my gum supply off of me daily, who will?
-My earphones, even though I never listen to music anymore.
-My wallet because wallets hold money and money buys things and I like things.
-All my books and homework because my teachers told me to.
-My bookbag because books are heavy.
-The Henry Clay Go-Green shirt I bought a week ago, because I'm too lazy to take it out and it's not heavy, so why not? I might get in a horrible accident in which I lose my presently worn shirt, and that would be inconvenient.
-I wear my watch, if that counts. I usually just use my phone to check the time, but it makes me look more businessy so why not?

And that's all I carry.