THIS IS MY FIRST LATE BLOG POST. SPARE ME.

Frozen in Time’s Past: a Plan of Action

If somehow my organs were still able to be revived following their post-freezing condition for nearly a century, I shall proceed with this plan as follows:

1. Chip my way out of any remaining ice in some heroic fashion. (Not like that one guy who drank a 12-pack of beer and urinated his way out of a snow bank).

2. Find Walt Disney who was also supposedly frozen following his death. **This is complete BS**

3. Revive Disney.

4. With him as my sidekick, we would zippidy-doo-da our way though this new terrain.

5. He would then summon every kick-butt character Disney ever created.

6. We would then form an army and wipe out any currently existing form of life.

7. The entire world would be coated in chrome and ice—a cross between the Matrix and hell frozen over.

8. We would eat Turkish delight upon our thrones and I would take Aladdin as my husband. (Bug off, Jasmine).

9. Humans and cartoons would soon breed, and spawn a superior race.

10. The result would be a war-ravaged, ice-stricken Toontown filled with foreign gelatinous desserts.