The Inevitable Slippery Slope

The future faces an apocalypse, a nuclear fallout. Almost all forms of life have ceased to exist. This tragic chain of events started back in 2015. George Bush grew increasingly bitter and resentful towards the American public after the re-election of Obama.

He persuaded Texas, along with the ten other Southern states, to secede from the nation and reform the Confederacy, thus starting the second Civil War. This new American war resulted in concentrated nuclear strikes along the eastern coast.

Meanwhile, Kim Jong-Un, though lacking the experience of Kim Jong-Il, surpassed his father by scoring a 12-in-one, on his first attempt at golf too, spreading a wave of panic throughout the American golfing community.

Newt Gingrich, taking advantage of the new fear and chaos, wins the election of 2016. In order to fight Bush's new Confederacy, Gingrich proceeds with his moon base and installs there a weapon of mass destruction, attracting the attention of an alien race.

But in a surprise twist, George Bush had been a ghost all along.

From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan...

But on a more serious note, I have absolutely no idea what the future is going to be like.