Occupy Jupiter

Dear planets of the solar system,

I come to you today with a grave heart to talk about a issue of the utmost importance. A recent report has shown that 12.5% of the planets contains a staggering 71% of the mass! How long has this injustice been with us, I do not know. But now that a numerical figure exists, I feel that unless we do something soon, we will forever be unfairly treated.

I have stable lifeforms, access to solar energy, and a moon, but I am not the biggest planet. I am the 87.5%. If like me, you are the 87.5%, you should be angry. I personally believed that this tiny, yet majestic solar system of ours was built on the foundations of equal opportunity and equal rights. Yet, where are those equalities when a fraction of the planets contain the majority of the mass?

It is utterly unfair that we do the same amount of work orbiting the sun, but are vastly smaller. Jupiter didn't work harder than anyone of us; it was just created this way. And because of it, Jupiter has advantages no one else has. The laws of physics were clearly written to favor the bigger planets over the smaller ones, just look at Jupiter's massive gravity. Physics should not discriminate against us because we are smaller. Physics should be created to equally represent all planets.

What exactly we are trying to be accomplished has yet to be figured out. Yet if you feel angry about this issue, come to Jupiter and protest against this atrocious wrongdoing. It's okay if you don't understand why we are protesting, or how Jupiter's mass affects us; we don't fully understand it ourselves. Just always remember one thing. We are the 87.5%.