How to Prank Call

Well I must say I'm a great prank phone caller. I have learned the ways through friends and experience and I'm about to let you in on some of my secrets.

First, We are not in seventh grade so don't call some girl and tell her, " hey this is samantha and A not sound like a girl or B just sound stupid. If your going to call some girl which you shouldn't they either need to have a good personality and there's a chance that they will go with it or it has to be at like two in the morning and they answer like half asleep and you really piss them off.

The problem with calling your ex or someone you hate or some guy you don't like is that THEY WILL HANG UP. This ruins the prank call. You are clearly not having any fun. Also don't call someone that knows you cause they will figure you out and then you just look dumb.

I recommend someone that has to take you seriously. By doing this you can really mess with them. My personal targets are Wal-mart, Pizza Places, Garmin, 1800 Ask Gary, and when I was at my school in florida I would call our front desk a lot.

When prank calling in order to have the most fun get an audience that won't laugh and always put on a fake accent or different tone of voice. Also BE PREPARED. In order to get taken seriously you must be on your game and ready for anything they throw at you.

Here are two appropriate highlights of last years friday night weekly prank call sessions. My all time favorite was when I called Garmin the GPS company and played the character of an old country accented man. My situation was that the GPS told me to turn left on some street and I ran straight into a brick wall totaling my car. Not only was I having a good time with my country accent but also I was acting as pissed off as possible. For a lack of better words this foreign guy on the other end was in a real tizzy and had no idea how to deal with this ignorant redneck geezer.

My next best was when I called the dorm office at my boarding school as a parent and complained that there was a dead dog on my sons doorstep. This was great because my room mates and I got to see one of our door mentors go out of his way to go to our friends room across the road from us and chew him out.

So remember when prank calling be liable, put on an accent, call someone who has to take you seriously, and have fun.