The Bedside Alarm Clock

I have the most important job of the day. Its my responsibility to wake him up every morning at exactly 6:45. I'm especially loud on mondays because I know he's extra tired and will need something extra to wake him up. You would think that my owner would be grateful, considering if it wasn't for me he would be late for everything and never get anything accomplished. However I could not be more wrong. Usually he hits me really hard and then says something that is extremely offensive to me. Sometimes I even end up on the floor because he's too lazy to even see where I am and so when he swings his arm around for another punishing hit he misses and I end up on the floor. If he's especially mad at me then Ill end up there for the rest of the day with my face in the carpet. All I want is an owner who appreciates my important job and doesn't abuse me for doing what I'm supposed to do.