How to brown nose your teacher

There are a few simple ways to brown nose your teacher and hopefully allow them to enjoy your presence more.
If you don't enjoy technology and think its amazing, well then change your beliefs, for this to work you have to love technology and know everything about it, specifically Apple's technology. This teacher you are trying to brown nose, loves technology so bring him cool gadgets and he will begin to love you.
But wait, there's more... This teacher also loves it when you praise him unconditionally. In fact he really enjoys being called the ruler of AP English. He is probably the best AP English teacher around, and because he is modest doesn't like to tell people he is so great. But just in case you were wondering, he is the best.
If any of you were wondering at all who this is (which you obviously werent) it is he one, the only, the fabulous, Mr.Logsdon.