How to Avoid Talking to Someone You Don't Want to Talk to

We all have those awkward moments when we are around people we don't want to talk to. There are the random people that come to your door sealing obnoxious things, or those who you just may not like. Personally, I seem to be caught in these situations quite often and have found that there are many ways to remove yourself from the situations. Trust me, people don't like loose canons, and therefore...

1. You can spontaneously turn into an animal, such as a dog, dolphin, turkey, or even a velociraptor. I prefer this choice because you can claw and or bite if need be.

2. I don't want to offend anyone by this, but you can also begin acting like Helen Keller, making strange noises and grabbing their face.

3. The next option, may take longer than you have the time or energy for, but you break into a never ending song of the situation you are in. Such as, "Why are you talking to me? I don't really know you, and don't like you. I feel real uncomfortable and want you to leave me alone," but with a singing tone.

4. Lastly, there is always spontaneous planking, which you do until the person decides to walk away.

*Just remember that this should only be used in the certain instances in which you feel someone has really fallen off their rocker and your well being is in danger.