Class. That's what I'm about. I'm shiny, gilded in gold. I've got an edge that could perform a medical procedure. 1899-1999 Commemorative X-Acto. I'm the king of cutting. Want to build a model kit? Build it with the sharpest blade and the sleekest handle. I live a life of luxury. I sit in a deep red mahogany seat, the throne of all hobby tools. That file? Common. The clippers? Useful, but not as much as me. I’m simply the best. You can’t build that Gundam without me. If you want it to be nub-free and perfect, you reach for me. Glittering plating, shining blade. I’m so pretty, aren’t I? Just ask those kits. Just ask everything I’ve done for you. I’m the best. And you know it. Want to know how you know it? I’m GOLDEN.
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