An awesome town

Just a week ago, I was in a relatively large town called Current Generation! It is a really cool place where people just simply do not care about their future. I had never heard about this place before I read about it on the Internet and saw commercials for how amazing the town was. There were schools and workplaces in the town, but barely anyone used them, and the ones who did, did not even do the work that they were given. People were not trying to get jobs, but rather were trying to get more welfare. It was awesome! Nobody wanted to do any kind of work and nobody cared about their or the country's future. I could not believe my eyes when I got there. I saw people watching television, checking the Internet, playing video games, and even more unproductive tasks. I interviewed one of the 17 year olds.

Me: Do you plan on attending college to help get a job in the future.

Him: *Watching television* I do not really care about college, it sounds too hard, I just want to party and my plan for the future is to get welfare and let others help the world's problems. It'll work just fine.

Me: Aren't you worried that your body will be extremely unhealthy if you drink alcohol, do not exercise, and do not do any intellectual activities?

Him: What does "intellectual" mean?

After the interview, I was completely amazed of the fact that these people did not have a worry in the world and did not care about their future. It was really sweet! That is where I am moving tomorrow.