1%ers Rule!

Dear poor people,

Many poor people have been griping that the 1%ers net income has grown by 240% in the past 3 years. well guess whose fault that is? Yours. the only reason us 1%ers have such a jump in pay increase is because we work 240% harder than you do.

in fact we have created a whole new week with extra hours in which we can be even more industrious than you peasants. if only you all had hopped on to this new week and band-wagonned yourself to riches, if only. But alas, you were too caught up in your own world of protesting us, and so we are here today to tell you that it is al your fault. we deserve everything we have and the system should never be changed, everything is fair for us, and if its not fair for you well then too bad, change it.

life goes on, but some lives are just better than others, a.k.a. the better, more righteous, and harder working people in the world.

Sincerely,

The best people on the planet (the 1%ers)