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Monday, April 16, 2012
My things
The Pockets and Backpack of Logan Gardner
The Worst Nomad in the World
of stuff. My lunchbox, my oversized backpack, my purse, a jacket… I always get
hungry in third hour. So why put my lunchbox away? I utilize my free class time
and my lunch period to study, so why leave my books at home? My purse is
basically a garbage can with some spare change in it. I only keep enough on me
to buy an ice cream cone. But this is just as important. I also have major
hot-cold fluctuations throughout the day, so I always bring a coat to combat
that. Everything I carry is essential, in my mind. However, someone told me
once that I would be “the worst nomad in the world” with all the things I
carry. I beg to differ. Every day I carry with me means of shelter,
nourishment, and protection. My purse is so full it could probably stop a
bullet. I could clobber a bear with my backpack. I could store enough food in
my lunch-pack to last me weeks. And with the surface area of all my bags
combined, I could easily construct a fortress.
I don’t know about you guys, but an iPhone won’t save you in
the wilderness. I was built to survive.
In My Purse
Soooooooomewheeeeeere Ouuuuuuuut Theeeeeeeere
And I would bet that somewhere, right now, someone just discovered that hippopotami, despite being cute, will gore you quickly and painfully.
Oh, the magic of nature!!
Sunday, April 15, 2012
All about stoplights and what not to do at 'em.
-My phone because if I get in a horrible accident or someone important needs to reach me I can communicate on a whim. The internet is also helpful when you need to use Google for some last minute AP notes cramming or prove someone wrong with the magic of Wikipedia. More importantly, my phone has a GameBoy Advance emulator on it and Donkey Kong doesn't play itself.
-My gum because I like gum. And because if I don't let all my friends mooch 75% of my gum supply off of me daily, who will?
-My earphones, even though I never listen to music anymore.
-My wallet because wallets hold money and money buys things and I like things.
-All my books and homework because my teachers told me to.
-My bookbag because books are heavy.
-The Henry Clay Go-Green shirt I bought a week ago, because I'm too lazy to take it out and it's not heavy, so why not? I might get in a horrible accident in which I lose my presently worn shirt, and that would be inconvenient.
-I wear my watch, if that counts. I usually just use my phone to check the time, but it makes me look more businessy so why not?
And that's all I carry.
The weight I bear
Every once in awhile I'll carry a Ranger Key with me, just for the hell of it. I hope to get a license soon to put in that wallet I carry around, and when I do, I'll mod that Ranger Key and make it a useful car key. Yeah. That'd be pretty cool.
Nothing but my iphone
What do I carry?
Things, Carried--A Reflection
The Things I Sometimes Carry
While pondering this assignment, I realized that I don’t really carry around specific things when I go anywhere – there’s no special keychain or “totem” that I keep around with me wherever I go. Sure, I keep the bare minimum with me – my not-smart phone, which has weathered years of unfaithful service and constant dropped-calls; and sometimes my wallet, whose contents are usually a mystery to me. Everything that I carry around usually is only for school – everything’s haphazardly jammed into my backpack and usually ends up ruining all the worksheets and other materials, but I don’t really need them with me at all times.
I have a particularly sensitive nose; every season, and in any weather – wind, snow, sleet, shine, or hail – my nose is running. For this reason, I always carry a mini-bag of tissues around. It’s always good for hygiene to keep clean, and there are plenty of uses for tissues. Everything from horribly-fragile origami to jotting down quick notes (keep in mind that all of these uses are for separate tissues!), tissues are second only to smartphones in my list of usefulness.
Not that I would know how useful smartphones are first-hand, but I would definitely carry it around everywhere.
Let’s just say that my not-smart phone might have a little accident.
The Things I Carry
I wouldn’t say that I carry any items all the time. I enjoy variety in my life. However, two common items that play large roles in my daily life are my water bottle and my purse. Recently, I have discovered my deep love of drinking water. As a child, I was mostly a milk or juice drinker, but now, my favorite beverage is water (with coffee as a close second). During the day, I usually refill my water bottle 4-5 times, usually more. It is the most refreshing thing and you never get tired of it. Also, my water bottle is also used as a water gun occasionally, which I guess could be useful in some situation. Secondly, my purse has great importance because it contains some of the basic necessities: phone, wallet, and keys. That’s all I really need, but it usually ends up having Chapstick, a pen/pencil, hair scrunchies, and whatever else can fit in a purse. My favorite item from my purse would be my keys with my awesome key chains from some of my friends (I have never bought a key chain, yet I have 5 key chains). I wouldn’t die without these items; they are just things I like to carry to make sure I have the things I need. I do not enjoy being unprepared.
Things I carry
Da Cell Fone
My cell phone is my life. From playing temple run to texting my boyfriend; this device is treated like my own child. I can search the internet or ask siri anything I would ever want to know. With an iPhone 4S I have infinite knowledge. When I get bored in class, I just whip out my phone and play temple run. It is constant entertainment.
Ca$h money
I love to eat and 5 dollars is just enough money for a large baja blast mountain dew and crunch wrap supreme from taco bell.
Chap stick
It IS ALWAYS NECESSARY. Dry lips are eww.
If you chose to search me this is all that you would find....kidding about that.
Things
Every day, I am constantly reminded of the heavy baggage that we students carry all of the time. The first things that come to mind are, of course, the physical burdens that are our backpacks, satchels, bags, or whatever we choose to lug around the gratuitous amount of coursework that we must transport. However, we all are holding much more in our possessions. As an example, I must admit that my family’s expectations in my success weigh much more; I understand that I must do well in school, that I must be both a respectable and respectful student, and that I must be as good of a person to others as possible. These few things mean quite a bit to me because I know that they are the keys to being a successful and happy person. While this list of baggage is relatively short, it holds much more weight in the big picture than any physical object ever could.
What I Carry
baggage
Sometimes I feel as if it is too much for me to deal with but in my phone I am able to multi task even when my brain cannot.
A pencil
I try to carry as little as possible whenever I'm out. However I find that having a pencil in my pocket is essential most of the time especially at school. It's nice to have those moments where you need something to write with and you reach into your pocket and find a pencil. It's convenient and very useful. Other than that most of the items that I carry around on a daily basis is my phone and backpack. I think I should probably start carrying my wallet but it fits uncomfortably in my pocket. I honestly do not like carrying too many things with me. It becomes hard to keep up with it all and the more you have the more you lose. Psychologically I feel more at ease when my pockets are empty and there's nothing that I have to keep track of. But if I wanted to start carrying something more meaningful it'd probably be a dollar coin because it is cool. It'd be small and fairly unique. Then whenever I wanted to I could get a movie from Redbox and watch it.
I'm Surrounded By Tools--Sounds Like a Nickleback Concert
So compared to the austere subsistence on the bare necessities of life that not even all modern humans enjoy, my claim of lack of reliance on tools looks ridiculous if not outright ignorant. But, what if you somehow compiled a list of every person in the United States whose family earns an upper-middle class income like my own, and then you found out how many doohickeys each one of these people totes around on an average day? I think my number would probably fall below the average.
The minimum
The Love for the Game
My totems for inception
My life
what i carry
A Basic Necessity
Ever since Freshman year, I have reserved a special place in my backpack. In the zipper pocket next to my umbrella and calculator is a deck of cards. No. Not a deck of cards, for using such weak language undermines its very essentiality. In the zipper pocket next to my umbrella and calculator is the deck of cards. It's the deck of cards that safeguarded me from the - to put it in an eloquent and pompous manner - monotonous, quotidian labor that never fails to impress with the degree of lethargy it induces. In other words, school.
It's the desire, the hope that I'll get to play cards in maybe a couple of classes that gets me out of bed, that pushes me to school, that allows me to retain my sanity. It's a beacon of light in a perpetual ocean of sorrow and anguish. It's the savior sent by heaven to emancipate me from the eternal torment of routine drudgery.
Okay, maybe I'm over-dramatizing it again. But really, it makes the day go by so much faster.