The Pockets and Backpack of Logan Gardner

Well, if one dares to venture inside the treacherous backpack of Logan Gardner, he/she will discover that not only are there random, odd, and, at times, disgusting items inside, but one will also discover that the possibility of living out of the backpack I carry with me every day is a very realistic possibility. I always have an adequate (massive bottle by pharmaceutical standards) stash of Zyrtec, Advil, Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Sudafed, Mucinex, and Amoxicillan/Augmentum (when travelling) as well as a T-81 Graphing Calculator ready at a moment's notice with seven pencils usually without lead within easy reach. On average, there are approximately 2 pens in my "Random Things" pouch (one that usually doesn't have ink) and 15 completely random items that I've accumulated over time. For instance, just the other day I got out of school and wanted to go to Keeneland, however I wasn't dressed for it with the exception of my khaki pants and dress shirt. I go into my "Random Things" pouch and out pops a Vineyard Vines tie and Polo dress socks. How convenient! One can also usually find a couple of Euros, maybe a Pound, and surely some pennies in this pouch of incredible items, as well as multiple packets of gum that I forgot about months ago.

Enough with the random things in the "Random Things" pouch though. My pockets ALWAYS have my car and house keys in them, my phone (can't live every day life without), and a disturbing amount of pocket lent. In my car I can't go without my Raybans and wallet, and at home I always carry homework around with me whatever room I'm in just in case I decide to do it for all of thirty seconds.