raise the roof

High School- I expect to live out a scene from the first American Pie. While some parts of that movie may range from innocent to completely wrong, I think it would make a great story to tell my friends. Sure, I may suffer from the consequences of my actions later on, but what's life without a little pizzazz? Perhaps I can end up building a reputation for extreme sexual prowess by paying some chick to spread it around. Then, as a result of the envy of my friends I would end up taking some laxatives and suffering a messy end. Oh, the possibilities of high school.

College-Super party! Every time I talk to a college student, I always hear about these crazy parties. So, deviating from the Asian stereotype of a huge buzz kill, I think I would like to experience one of these crazy parties. Perhaps I may get hammered to the point that I pass out at one party, and wake up at another the next day. Or from all the alcohol, a super nasty chick would gradually get hotter and hotter from each shot I take, and I end up doing something I will totally regret at the mercy of my friends' laughter. Karma probably has something in store for me from all the abuse I cause.

Life- Saving a stranger's life. While the other two are pretty selfish, the satisfaction of knowing you cheated on death with someone would be quite awesome. Not only would all the ladies love me, but I could get my 15 minutes of fame down, or perhaps even more if it was someone important. Now, I'm not saying I'm going to cause someone to want to jump off a bridge and ingeniously plan a rescue. I would want something more like Spider-Man 2, and save a child from a burning building. Did I mention all the ladies would love me?