How to walk a dog

Walking your dog may sound like an impossible task, but it is actually quite easy. Just follow these steps and you will be done in no time.

First, grab the leash. You will need one of these in order to walk said canine. There are wide varieties of leashes to choose from at your local pet store. With the leash having been grabbed, attach the clip to the dog’s collar. Be careful not to be too forceful here, as there is possibility of killing the dog. You just need to gently lock it into place.

Next, walk the dog to the door and lead it out. Make sure you walk in familiar neighborhoods as venturing out in the ghetto can be unfortunate. While walking, check for potential dangers always. One second, you could be walking along with not a care in the world, then suddenly ninjas attack and set your dog on fire; could you live with that on your conscience? Walk at a steady pace, not too fast, nor too slow, but just right. When you arrive home, take the collar off safely and you are done.