yayyyyy government!!! :)

I love the government. You know what they say: the bigger the better! There has been so much progress in growing our government. In 1946, there were 63 separate departments in the U.S. government. In 2008 there were 709! Wow, I could never have thought the government could grow to such a massive and controlling size! We now have so many useful and important departments such as the: Administration for Children, Youth, and Families; Administration for Native Americans; Bureau for Primary Health Care; Commission on Civil Rights; Equal Employment Opportunity Commission; EXECUTIVE Office of Weed and Seed; Head Start Bureau; Office of Child Support Enforcement; Office of Women's Business Ownership; still with 700 to go!

Government is making everything better despite the fact that this country was founded on individual prosperity, self reliance, free enterprise, and individual initiative. The government is of the people, by the people and for the people. That doesn't mean to protect the people and their ability to pursue success; it means take money from people who really earned it and give it to those who don't have as much without any consent whatsoever. That's the way my government works. Being rich is no fair. I believe in fairness. If you're right handed, that's no fair either. Because of the dominance of your right hand, you should cut off two fingers and put them on your left hand to even it out. Every tree, rock, and animal on the endangered species list has a soul just like that of a human. Kids have no business praying in school. Why would you pray to the one who created you and everything around you? Why would you keep traditions established since the beginning of this country? They shouldn't pray in school, especially during moments of silence because silence triggers thinking. Kids shouldn't even be in school, really. At least not in anything that could properly called school, where children learn to read and count and don't get shot at recess. Well, without playground gunshot injuries, there may not be a sufficient amount of public out-cry for nationalized medicine. Therefore, I don't believe in school vouchers.

Representing over 18 million trustworthy and dedicated employees all earning more than their civilian counterparts with better medical insurance and retirement, the government is big, is getting bigger, and is super awesome.