Laws are more like guidelines

If a world of only teenagers existed it would be cool to do the right thing. More people would go the speed limit and brag to their friends about how safe their car is. Then when they never got a speeding ticket they would put it on their resume for college. If a world of only teenagers existed people would pass money around to their more bodacious colleagues to buy them sprite, and then they would proceed to all go to someone's house and all get sugar rushed. And after that crazy night was over they would brag to their friends about how they treated their girlfriend with the utmost respect. They would then leave their friends house and go spend their parents money responsibly and do their homework that very saturday night. Following all this civilness they would come to school and be happy that its monday. Oh I forgot sunday on that Sunday we could all pray that what just proceeded was actually possible.