Put that book down, just Google it.

Well, time to write another blog! Technology is great, I mean, who doesn't love pressing their shuffle button seven or eight times until you get a song you want, or riding an escalator to the 2nd floor of the mall (because, you just ate and you don't want to get all sweaty)?

If we didn't have the TV, imagine all the things we wouldn't know? News would be at a total standstill, and we'd never get quality programs like Jersey Shore and America's Got Talent (okay, well those aren't really "quality" programs but you see where I'm going). We might actually have to exercise for fun if we didn't have a magical picture box to devote our evenings to. Plus, what would we name Justin Hui after if there were no TV's? He'd just be the mysterious unnamed problem child in the corner in 5th hour English.

We also have to thank technology for all the military advancements we've recently seen. Remember the days when we could only express rage on other countries with rocks, sticks, or bigger sticks? I sure don't, because I'm too busy reading about the group of $200,000 cruise missiles hitting a bunch of other super-techno-killing machines in Osamastan to care about simpler times when we couldn't kill each other as fast or awesomely. Yes, sir, technology has lit the sky of the third world with IED's and hellfire the warring nations of the dark ages could only dream of.

So in conclusion, technology makes everything simpler, from listening to your favorite tunes to blowing people up. So get out there and burn as few calories as possible today, Liberal Arts Academy, because for every menial, manual, task there's a gadget for that!